Eulogy for 2016

Eulogy for 2016

Happy New Year! It’s 2017, or as Sarah would say, Twenty-Sweven-Teen. But nobody else is saying that. This week, Liz talks about journaling, personal growth, holiday jam on pumpernickel rye, and determines alcoholic drinks for the five stages of grief. Sarah...
Moana (DPDM Special)

Moana (DPDM Special)

Liz and Sarah (and special guest Lily) finally went to see Moana! So this week, they’re doing a very special Disney Princess Deathmatch episode of Porch Club! Will Moana blow all the other princesses out of the water? Support us on Patreon! (Help us go achieve...
The Hypocrite’s Guide to Self-Care

The Hypocrite’s Guide to Self-Care

Liz and Sarah give advice on self-care, with hilariously endearing results. Liz chats yoga, doughnut carapaces, ungodly amounts of tea, and how Scotch goes with Popcorn. Sarah discusses consuming mostly soda, Plant Nanny, rusty blood, and also is totally wrong about...